Here they are, all of the hits (and many of the misses):

66 Hoxsey Clam
"The Clam Is Falling"
"Clambaking"
"I Would Have Done the Same For You, For a Clam"
"S**t Happens Again & Again" ("she is standing in line for some chowder that's free")
"Travelling Clamward"
"Sharing the Clams"
"I'll Be Your Clam"
"Full Midwestern Clam"
"Tripping the Light Clamtastic"
"Paul Clam"
"Superhero Clam Chowder"

Live at the Iron Seahorse
"Jordi Clams"
"This Is My Clam"
"I Would Have Run the Salmon For You"
"Clamming"
"Fade to Clams"
"Sweet Holy Chowderpot"
"(Just Like) Christopher the Blowfish"
"(I'm All Alone in This) Blue Room (But I'm As Happy As A Clam)"
"The Clamming"
"Julia (Not Caviar)"
"Ash Clamsday"
"Full Midwestern Clam"
"I'll Clam Your Song"
"Clams Happens Again & Again"
"The King is Clamming"

Scrod on the Ceiling
"Be Nice To Clams"
"If This Were a Halfshell"
"Clams" ("clams visit the Aquarium, they say they like the invertebrates best")
"Clams on Wednesday" ("daddy's got a big dish, playing with a blowfish")
"Mussel Beach Boys on Mopeds"
"Merry Christmas, Mr. Crab"
"Caviar is Roe" (to the tune of "Memory Leaves Town")
"Where Did the Chowder Go?"
"(Just Like) Christopher Clambake"

Abiclam (not to be confused with Genesis' "abaclam")
"Happy Ever After Afterclam"
"Clammers" ("cause we're clammers!" "clammers walk away...")
"Alfred Hitchclam"
"Clammy Lake" ("so take me to the chowder" "you really smell, you smell like hell")
"Goodnight, Sweet Clam"

Gotta Get Over Clamming
"Taxi Clam"
"Gotta Get Over Clamming" (the title cut)
"I Need an Oyster"
"Best Black Clam"
"Bouillabaisse Proof"
"I Know What Kind of Clam This Is"
"King of the Shells" ("gimme my clam back, yeah!")
"Einstein's Oyster"
"Clammed" ("everybody gets clammed sometimes")
"Fountain of Squid" ("I was your fountain of squid, and you were my mountain of id, but you have sucked my shells and I'm a pearly white")
"Clammers"
"(I Can't Say) Goodbye (Cause My Mouth Is Full of Chowder)"
"All My Pretty Seahorses"
"Clammy Rita"

Fish (was Mousse)
"Daddy's Little Pearl"
"The Clam Trade"
"I'll Meet You With The Octopi in the Great Bye and Bye In the Sky"
"Clammy" ("I don't care that you're clammy")
"Giving the Sea Cucumber Back to Susan" ("she needs it more than I do")
"Living It Up in the Octopus' Garden"
"Stainless Steel Knives of Benihana"
"Lobster" ("I made a lobster! I made a lobster!")
"Einstein's Lobster"
"Cool in the Crabseat"
"Fishstick Dictator"
"Clamikaze"
"I Hate Jumbo Shrimp" ("cause that's an oxyMORon...")
"39 Mermaid Street"
"Scallop Lake" ("it doesn't matter what I do, cause I'm a chowderhead either way")
"Clammed"
"Clammia (not Lamia)"
"Superhero Seafood Scrapple"

Go Fish (was Play)
"Clammy People"
"Georgia Roe"
"In the Hush Before the Clambake"
"Snowclam"
"Art of the Clam"
"Malcehtfotra"
"Last Clam Kisses"
"Fried Clams at the Circle K"
"(Quality) Checking Clams" ("and don't come out of the water till your clams come clean" "checking clams! checking clams!")
"Neclamska"
"Clam Train"
"Jennifer Hauling Clams"
"Mollusk's Inner Tube"
"Tomorrowclam"

If You Lived Here You'd Have All the Clams By Now
"Katryna's Newborn Clam" (to the tune of "Jeremy Newborn Street")
"Mollusk Envy" (was, "Wanting," f/k/a "Tell Me I'm Beautiful")
"This Clam Is Wrong"
"Maybe It's Clams"
"Mermaid Cafe" ("my scaly skin depends on it, my clammy fins depend on it")
"Calamari Dreams"
"Octopussy" (was, "Barbie Poem") ("I think that I shall never see an 8-holed babe like Octopussy")
"One Hundred Clams"
"Mr. Right Whale" [rhymes with White Male] ("Your Moby Dick is as big as a whale, so just take your harpoon and impale me right now")
"Jack the Giant Squid Killer"
"I'm So Sick of Lonesome I Could Clam"
"Sea Urchin House" ("at Sea Urchin House we smell, and we look like some snot that just fell")
"Keys to Crustaceans"
"Clams Forever"
"I Still Believe in My Sushi-Loving Friends"

Some Nields Apocrypha
from out of the Clammy Deeps of the Limbo of the Lost
"Anchorclam"
"Capture the Clam"
"The Long Island Clamita"
"Grandmother's Trout"
"David Lutefisk on Donohue"
"Clam Agape" (sort of that water-nymphette Nerissa's version of "muskrat love")
"Kiss My Clam and Make It Better"
"Person Clam"
"I Got All the Chowder and I Wasn't Even Trying"
"That's All!" ("you are a big zero, you're nothing, you're a loser, and a creep so clam up!")

Dave Clamfast produced the whole smorgasbord of fish and chips and mystery things from the sea himself at Sack of Clams Studio. Guest artists include Ben Clamorath, Gideon Sturgeon, and Lucy Kaclamsky. Complete recordings of the Nields' Clam Anthology available from K-Tel, courtesy of Flounder/Zoe.

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