This was written for Amelia Nields Chalfant's baby book. With sincere apologies to D. and N.
Get up at night Get wraps and wipes Turn on the light Are you all right? I heard your call So loud, so small Now 40 weeks of pregnant chic are over Yeah they're over Now I'm Dave, the diaper changer I'm Dave, the diaper changer I'll find the cream Don't cry, don't scream I've got the touch Don't squirm so much I've got the pin Won't scratch your skin Yesterday I was nauseated, that's over Yeah yeah yeah that's over Cause I'm Dave, the diaper changer I'm Dave, the diaper changer Katryna sleeps, I'll take my turn This daddy job's a lot to learn Now daddy's got just one concern Where's the diapers, dear? Where's the diapers, dear??© 2001