Nields Crossing Nields Nook Debate-O-MaticTM
by Lami and Corbie (3/14/2001)

Welcome to the Nields Nook Debate-O-MaticTM which promises to revolutionize Nook debates by providing trenchant, dense, and incomprehensible counterarguments to all manner of statements made by knowledgeable Nookers.

Simply fill in the blanks and click "Submit". Clicking on "help" next to any box will offer an appropriate suggestion. Still too much thinking involved? Click on "Random" and let Debate-O-MaticTM do all the work for you!

 
your first name:
your last name:
name of other debater:
european nation:
big word:
random year before 1980:
another big word:
government program:
verb:
very very big word:
another big word:
government program:
another verb:
yet another big word:
yet another big word:
random non-involved nooker:
yet another big word:
another verb:
30 letter adjective:
yet another big word:
yet another big word:
government program:
another verb:
obsolete adjective:
huge word mixing elements of
every previously used big word:
klingon word:
meaning:
scientific name of species of sucking lice:
reactionary anti-establishment slogan:
name of famous Portuguese author:
 

© 2001

The Nields Nook Debate-O-MaticTM was developed by David "corbie" Nields, PhD (Department of Secondary Dermatology, UMass) and David "redlami" Nields, MS (NYS Hypothetical Protein Laboratory) under a grant from the The Bureau of Educational and Cultural Affairs (US State Department) Research Project on Intensive Cuticular Inspection. Background music provided by the Nields.


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