I think that I shall never see
A Nooker who is quite like KRISTY
Kristy, with her Nooking ways
Bringing Nields-loving fun into Nookers' days
Impossible boobs in a baby doll tee
Doesn't know what she'll do next, just wait and see
If she were immortal, she might live up to her billing
As Princess Kristy, Grand Pajandrum of NAFR (God willing)
She posts so much, she just couldn't post more often
Bruce's Nook-posting record to nail in its coffin
She daydreams out loud and she dreams in her bed
With visions of happiness filling her head
She wishes she could be a woman like me
 But sometimes she can't
   Her pain is painted on
   And her mouth won't shut
   And she bleeds inside
   And she remembers life's cuts
   And she wants to live large, that is large in size
   And sometimes she laughs
   And sometimes she cries
  (But after all, she's just a Nooker like you and like me
   Who wants more love, more life, and just plain simple human dignity)
So remember the Nook motto Be Nice To Me
And let's all try to be real and just be ourselves, like our own Princess 
Kristy!"