Conehead: nEW ParODy?1? WhO nEEdS a NeW pARODy?? gO sEe cANdEncE @ tHe cHEEsecAkE fActORy!!

Journeybear: Cheesecake factory? How dare you mock those who work their tired fingers to the bone making cheeesecakes?

April: Anything involving Xena, Stevie Nicks, Rush, her cat, random George!! praise, and Whoohoo!! is acceptable for an AprilPost.

Lami: It seems teenagers feel the need to strike out against the establishment........(continue for five pages) And stop calling me Lamey!

Most of the teenagers on the nook: Shut up, Lami.

TEd: The new parody will also be posted on my website at http://writingsbyted.tripod.com Oh, and (insert something obscene which Patty will warn him for) me, Lamey.

Colette: New Mexico New Mexico Nields Nields Nields New Mexico New Mexico.

Rozettj: *rebuts TEd and hits on a girl half his age*

veronica: *silence*

Lami: (off-nook) Ted, I'm sorry you feel that the Nook is a competition. Frankly (blah blah blah blah blah blah blah).

random lurker: Can I buy a copy of Live at the Iron Horse? (hey, it worked in the first parody!)

Andrianna: Pooh-Bah random and everchanging signature, often to fit the post.

Scott: *completely random post that has absolutely nothing to do with anything that is being discussed, has been discussed, or ever will be discussed on-nook*

things die down....

TEd makes an inflammatory statement because he can

Everyone flames him

While most criticize TEd for flaming, they ignore their own hypocrisy for doing so via flame

Rozettj: If you respond to TEd, you deserve what you get.

people respond anyway.