Nields Crossing Paparazzi
by Russ (4/5/2001)
to the tune of "Kamikaze"

I turn left and you turn left
There's no denying it now
Cameras shoot my every move
Italian photogs are tracking me down

Come on, Paparazzi
you've got me runnin' from your zoom-in lens
(click flash click flash)
Come on, Paparazzi
Come on and shoot me and give copies to your friends

You catch me in a candid pose
Photoing all that I do
"your silly pictures give us pleasure" you say
"I don't have anything better to do than follow you"

Come on, Paparazzi
you've got me runnin' from your fish eye lens
(zoom zoom zoom zoom)
Come on, Paparazzi
Come on and glue on somebody else's rear end

But oh how sorry you will be
If one day you look to see
I sued your ass, you'll hear me say
I've given that paparazzi something to ponder

Come on, Paparazzi
You've got a pic of me stealing a Benz
(beep beep beep beep)
Come on, Paparazzi
Come on and catch me and shoot me and turn me in

(burn your negatives and get off quick
burn your negatives and get off quick
burn your negatives and get off quick
burn your negatives and get off quick)

Come on, Paparazzi
you've got me runnin' from your zoom-in lens
(click flash click flash)
Come on, Paparazzi
Come on and shoot me and give copies to your friends
© 2001

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