She's a hip hoppy Tigger of Nookish renown,
  Thrower of the greatest Nook parties that have ever been thrown!
  She's Goth and she's Nieldsy, and in Pooh-Bah we trust:
  The tremulous fantabulous Pooh-Bah of Lust!
  If you ever dug Morticia on that ghoulish 60's really big shew,
  Then Check It Out! --- cause she's a dead-ringer for You-Know-Who!
  If you haven't yet met her, well you're in for a treat:
  Cause our polyamorous Pooh-Bah just cannot be beat!
  Twice, after Iron Horse shows, awaft on Nields Ecstasy so sweet,
  She's welcomed all comers to her abode at the Dark End of the Street.
  I've been one of the Nieldsy People, feeling deliciously ripped,
  Who's stumbled, fallen, and been tripping the light fantastic 
     into Pooh-Bah's Postcrypt! 
  I'm hoping to knock on that door once more, 
     next time The Nields play NoHo Town:
  To get Nieldsy with Andrianna the Pooh-Bah, 
     the hip hoppy Tigger of Nookish renown!  :)

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