POrtobello BOy
Hates a quiet nook
hates a quiet nook so he logs on

POrtobello BOy
Loves to swear and argue
Loves to swear and argue at everyone

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POrtobello BOy
Loves a girl name April
April's always nice to everyone

POrtobello BOy
Writes upon his webpage
On his groovy webpage he loves to spew

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Those idiots and morons
Never get his goat
He says I'm undefeated always
I don't bail
Everyone tries
Everyone fails

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POrtobello BOy
Capitalizes funny
But spelling's not important
And POrtobello BOy
POrtobello BOy
POrtobello BOy
Looks just fine
Looks just fine
Looks just fine