Bruce wrote: I've neglected to mention how much having Veronica on the Nook means to me personally. She really does a lot to make this list "More fun than you can shake a stick at." If Elvis Costello hadn't already written a song called "Veronica," that'd be title of the following. So instead, it's:
WHAT'S A V ... ???
I think that I shall never see A Nooker quite as nice as "V" ! She greets new Nookers, one and all: If you are new, then "V" will call, And always says, with doey eyes, "Okay that's all folks! Buhbyes!!" She's sweet sixteen as of today, The sweetest girl of the month of May! So, the answer to the question, "What's a V?" --- Is: She's the one who puts the NICE in "Be Nice to Me." The "Welcome Wagon Lady" of this Nieldsy crew Is coming soon to a highway near you! A special bunny hop in honor of "V" --- The most friendliest Nooker you ever did see!
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